Wednesday Weirdness #60

More randomness. Can you tell I have nothing to do at work today? Wanna play along? Click here

1.) To you, what makes the perfect body the perfect body?
That's hard. I don't have a "perfect body" type. I guess if you're comfortable in your skin then that's all that matters. But I do have a thing for skinny guys, don't know why. Or could it be skinny guys have a thing for me?

2.) What part of your body do you obsess about the most?
I don't obsess about it, I just wish it was a bit flatter. My stomach that is.

3.) What makes a house a warm, welcoming, comfortable home?
The people in it.

4.) What fabric feels sexiest against bare skin?
I'm partial to silk.

5.) What is the lamest lie you have heard in the last month?
My mother lying about having no money when she knows I have access to her bank account and can see all her transactions. She just likes to spend my money instead.

6.) What always makes you feel better when you're upset?
My daughter usually does that. I can't stay upset for long when she's around. Even if she was the one who upset me. Or some cookies and cream ice cream (that's the reason my stomach isn't as flat as I would like it lol)

TMI Tuesday...A Day Late

1. Would you stay in a loveless relationship for the amazing sex?
I don't see the point in staying in that type of relationship. Sooner or later it will take it's toll on you. But it's easier said that done.

2. If you could only have one, which would you choose: love that lasts forever or great, body numbing sex?
Love that lasts forever. People can get better at sex with some practice and guidance.

3. Looking back at your past loves, which one should you have married/taken back and who should you have tossed earlier than you did?
Looking back, I shouldn't have married any of them. I think they all happened the way they should have.

4. if you had one last fuck in you where, how and who would you “give it” to?
If it's my last one, I'd have to give it to my ex. He knows me and what I like. And I know what I'm getting with him.

5. Which is more important sex, money, love and happiness? (and no, you can’t pick’em all)
I'd say happiness. If I'm not happy with myself, there's no way I'm going to be able to love anyone else. Sex would be meaningless. Money sure as hell wouldn't make me feel any better.

Random Rubbish

Yeah I've been slacking on my blogging. I won't even use the Twitter excuse, I just haven't had anything to blog about. Here are some randoms anyway:

• I'm going to cut my hair. It's not really that long now but it's long enough for me to pull it up in a ponytail. I'm a girl that doesn't really take great care of my hair and it's suffered because if this. So it's getting cut at the end of the month. I wonder how I'll cope when I won't be able to just pull it all back.
  
• I've given up my contact lenses. I tried but I just couldn't get used to them. I think I look better in my glasses anyway.
  
• My mum and sister are still not talking to each other, but that's no surprise.
  
• My boss's wife really is an irritating woman. She can ask the stupidest questions sometimes. And she likes to share a little too much info with me. She's hardly ever here, and when she is she's usually just surfing the net.
  
• Last Thursday was Parents Day at Meems' nursery. I invited her father to come along, as he's never been to the nursery. It went well. She's developing very well and I'm really happy with her progress since she started going there.
  
• Speaking of Meems' father, he's given up on trying to establish a romantic relationship with me. Now he just wants to "make love" to me. WTF?!? He actually said this to me. I'm still in shock. If I don't want a relationship with you what makes you think I want to sleep with you? He must have been high on that stuff.
  
• I'm ready for my next tattoo. They really are addictive. I think I'll do that the same weekend I cut my hair. Come to work on Monday looking totally different. I have an idea of the tattoo I want, but I'm not too sure where to put it. I'll have the guys draw something up for me because I can't draw to save my life.
  

Wednesday Weirdness #58 Hypotheticals Round 2

These are some random questions this week

1.) If you had to either shop for your groceries in your underwear only (bra&panties or boxers/briefs/whatever) or run streaking through the mall totally naked for no less than 4 minutes, which will you pick?

I'd go shopping in my underwear. I have cute underwear, I don't mind showing it to everyone in Tesco.

2.) You're having dinner at the inlaws (your boyfriend/girlfriend's parents if not married) and the food is so awful you would rather eat the table cloth. Your mother in law (bf/gf mother) calls you out and asks if there is anything wrong with the food. You can't say you're "just not that hungry" because you had earlier claimed to be "starving" so now, how do you respond to her?

If I have just met them, then I would have to try damn hard to eat the food. I couldn't insult them on our first meeting. If we've known each other a while and I feel comfortable around them, then I'd have to be honest and say I didn't like it, but I'd offer some suggestions on how to make it better.

3.) In the middle of foreplay, your partner asks if you want to try something new. You ask what it is. They want to stick some kind of frozen fruit or vegetable up your anus. How open to trying this are you?

That would just kill the mood for me. I'll try new things but I'm not that open to sticking frozen food anywhere expect inside my mouth.

4.) Would you rather have to walk 30 feet over burning hot coals or walk 70 feet over broken shards of glass? Why?

I'd pick the coals. Not really sure why, but the shards of glass are giving me shivers.

5.) Would you rather have to have sex with your partner with a room full of your former high school classmates watching or have sex with your partner in a room full with a mix of each of your former exes watching?

I'd probably go with the former exes, just so I could show them what they're missing. I'd have to make sure i put on a great performance though.

TMI Tuesday...Dating Edition

1. What was the last movie you saw on a date?
X-Men Origins: Wolverine Don't know if I would call it a date, but it was fun.

2. What was the last meal you had on a date?
Oh wow, now that was a long time ago, I can't actually remember but I'm sure it was Mexican.

3. When was the last time you made out in the car on a date? More?
I haven't made out in a car since high school.

4. Using a dating websites do you think you are more likely to find a "hook up" or a relationship?
I guess it all depends on what you're looking for. I've heard some success stories about relationships from dating sites. So you never know.

5. Do you have any special "first" date rituals? Flowers, certain restaurant, ect.
Not really. I just try not to be nervous and babble alot.

BONUS QUESTION: Do you believe in sex on the first date? Can a relationship bloom if you have sex on the first date?
Again this depends on the people involved. If you are two consenting adults, I don't see the problem. I've had sex on a first date and had a beautiful 3 1/2 year relationship after that. Whatever floats your boat.