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These are some random questions this week
1.) If you had to either shop for your groceries in your underwear only (bra&panties or boxers/briefs/whatever) or run streaking through the mall totally naked for no less than 4 minutes, which will you pick?
I'd go shopping in my underwear. I have cute underwear, I don't mind showing it to everyone in Tesco.
2.) You're having dinner at the inlaws (your boyfriend/girlfriend's parents if not married) and the food is so awful you would rather eat the table cloth. Your mother in law (bf/gf mother) calls you out and asks if there is anything wrong with the food. You can't say you're "just not that hungry" because you had earlier claimed to be "starving" so now, how do you respond to her?
If I have just met them, then I would have to try damn hard to eat the food. I couldn't insult them on our first meeting. If we've known each other a while and I feel comfortable around them, then I'd have to be honest and say I didn't like it, but I'd offer some suggestions on how to make it better.
3.) In the middle of foreplay, your partner asks if you want to try something new. You ask what it is. They want to stick some kind of frozen fruit or vegetable up your anus. How open to trying this are you?
That would just kill the mood for me. I'll try new things but I'm not that open to sticking frozen food anywhere expect inside my mouth.
4.) Would you rather have to walk 30 feet over burning hot coals or walk 70 feet over broken shards of glass? Why?
I'd pick the coals. Not really sure why, but the shards of glass are giving me shivers.
5.) Would you rather have to have sex with your partner with a room full of your former high school classmates watching or have sex with your partner in a room full with a mix of each of your former exes watching?
I'd probably go with the former exes, just so I could show them what they're missing. I'd have to make sure i put on a great performance though.
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LMBAO @ #2, if the food was awful.
This soooo reminds me of something that happened with a GF I had about 10 years ago. We were heading up to her parents place, it was about two hours away. She was filling me in the whole way on how to act. She was very adament when she said "If mom offers you something to eat, decline at all costs, mom is the worst cook on the planet."
So we get there, and I had never met them before. Within minutes mom says "Are you guys hungry?" So what does my dumb ass do, I say "Yeh, I'm starving!" The look I got in side eye fashion from the GF said it all, I was in trouble.
'Mom' went to the fridge and pulled out the 'boiled' pork roast. She loaded up this plate of pork roast, with potatoes and carrots.
Let's just say it was 'top 10' in the mistakes of my life. She must have 'boiled these things for a day and a half. The vegetables were so soft that I bet there is baby food that has better consistancy than they did, they literally completely fell apart when picking the up with the fork. And the pork was so tough that each piece required 5 minutes of chewing before it could be consumed, it was a mess.
I couldn't have imagined worse food if I tried, it was absolutley unbelievable. But the thing that was even crazier, this is how her dad wanted the food cooked. She said her mom tried doing stirfry, and her dad went crazy, hollering and screaming about how 'the vegatables weren't done.
Yes, they were all crazy as the day is long. I eventually had to run for my life from the relationship, she was goofy too!
Sorry if this ran a bit long!
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