That's right..it's TMI Tuesday!!

1. If they kept stats of your sex life like they do in sports, what would you lead the league in? what all time record would you hold?
you're asking me about sports?? I would have no idea.

2. What song gets you in the mood to have sex? best music to fuck to? best music to make love to?
song that gets me in the mood: Freak N You by jodeci, best music to fuck to: soca, best music to make love to: RnB

3. Where is your favorite place to have sex in your house/apartment?
probably the bedroom. predictable i know

4. (girls) Have you sent or given your used panties to a guy? Do you know what happened to them? (guys) Have you taken/asked for a girls panties before? What did you do with them? (non-breeders) What is the protocol for this "tradition"?
i have never given my underwear away nor have i been asked for them. should i be offended?

5. What makes a kiss a great to you?
a kiss is great as long as the two people are enjoying it. and its even better when there is genuine passion behind it.

Bonus: Who pays for a date? If the girl asks a guy out, does she pay? If you are interested in same sex partners, how do you determine who pays?
if i ask someone out then i expect to pay for it. most of the guys i have gone out with have insisted on paying. there have been occasions where i have paid and i don't mind doing it.

Random Rants

I'm bored at work and feeling talkative, so here goes:

• why do you find it necessary to honk your horn at me when you drive past. if you were really interested you would pull over and speak to me.


• i really need to learn to drive. travelling on a bus with a pushchair is no joke. people can get real ignorant at times. and i don't wanna have to smack someones teeth out in the presence of my daughter
• if i quote you for insurance why do you need to ask me if I'm sure that's the right price. I've been doing this job for six years you would think i know what I'm doing.
• why do you ask for my advice and then just do the complete opposite and then when shit blows up you come to me again. if you did what i told you in the first place you wouldn't be in this mess.
• if i tell you something why do you need to go run your mouth and tell someone else. there's so much that i know about you and haven't told a soul. its people like you that have turned me into such a secretive person.
• i know my daughter is cute but do you really need to touch her in the face with your dirty hands? i don't mind you playing with her but keep your hands to yourself. i don't know what you've been doing all day.
• why do you call me and have nothing to say? or you call me to tell me something that could have waited till i saw you. sometimes its annoying
• if i send you an outstanding invoice reminder don't call me up and yell at me saying that you never received the original invoice. it was posted to the same address, so how come you got one and not the other?
• its not cute when you wake up at 3am and decide it is time to play when mummy has to get ready for work in a few hours, but i can't stay mad at you.
• why is it that you are 28 years old and still act like a spoiled child? grown the fukk up and get a clue.
• my work computer was working fine until you came and "fixed" it. now it is slow as hell. why did i let you anywhere near it?
• i really need a holiday, London is starting to get on my nerves

Well that's it for now.

TMI Tuesday

Yes it is that time again. If you wanna join the party click here. It seems like i only post on Tuesdays. I'm not really living up to my name. I must do something about that.

1. What are your 7 favorite tactile things that turn you on? Sex (like oral, or penetrative) cannot be an answer. (Examples: silk, light tickling, etc).
massage,kissing,nibbling on my neck,nibbling on my nipples,wearing (silk) lingerie,kissing and kissing

2. What are your non-genital errogenous zones and what do you like done to them?
i like to be kissed on my neck. kissing my hip bone and lightly biting it will guarantee some action. nibbling on my earlobe helps

3. What sounds get you sexually charged?
i don't think sounds really turn me on but if he is moaning in enjoyment then that makes me work harder to make him moan louder

4. After losing your virginity, what is the longest you’ve gone without penetrative sex?
a year and a half

5. What is your least favorite sexual position? Why don't you like it?
i don't think i have a least favourite. there's still more for me to try so I'll get back to you on that

Bonus (as in optional):If you could sexually dominate or submit to 5 people - any 5, currently living or deceased - which 5 would it be?
I'd sexually dominate:

wentworth miller

shemar moore

and some guy i saw on the bus last night, that's it these three will do for now.

TMI Tuesday-Dating Edition

1. What was the first movie you saw on a date?
damn i can't remember that far back. I'm sure it was some sort of horror film though.

2. Who was the first person you kissed on a date? [First name is fine.]
phonso. he was my boyfriend in 9th grade.

3. Where was the first place you ever "parked" (on a date)?
an empty park in Florida.

4. Have you ever gone on a date with someone you met via the internet? If not, would you?
no i haven't but never say never

5. What is the most romantic thing you have done on a first date?
all the romantic stuff usually happens around the 3rd or 4th date.

Bonus (as in optional):Describe the best date you have ever been on.
I'm gonna have to think hard on that. has to be when i went to the theatre with my boyfriend (at the time). it was such a different experience and made a change from just going to the movies and having dinner.

TMI Tuesday

1. Wash up, cuddle or fall asleep?
depends on when it happened. If its at night then I'd cuddle and then fall asleep. If its a quickie during lunch then wash up. also depends on who with.

2. Have you ever fake orgasms?
Guilty...but he was just taking too long, i was ready to sleep.

3. In any 24 hour period, what is the most number of time you have ever had sex?
ummm... i think it was about 4 but that was a while ago. oh the memories.

4. Have you ever had sex or give/received oral sex while you were driving a car?
not while driving the car. but that gives me an idea

5. What do you think the average number of sexual partners your sex has in their lifetime (so for me a male)? Do you think most people lie when asked?
that's hard to answer but maybe around 10-15. i think some women do lie because they don't want to be seen as a hoe.

Bonus (as in optional):Can men and women be "just friends?" (Explain)
I think it depends on the person. I have male friends and nothing sexual has ever happened between us. I guess it depends on if you are attracted to the other person.

They are gone!!!

i am over the moon. My family have finally left my house. i ranted and raved about having my mum and cousin living with me, but now i can rejoice in the fact that they are gone. My mum has moved into her own flat and my cousin is in the process of getting her own place but she isn't staying with me. I am finally rid of them. I can do my own thing now. They were really getting on my nerves. i love my family but i never want to live with them again. Now i just have to find a smaller place for me and my daughter. I mentioned it before a while ago, and no i haven't found somewhere yet but things are looking up. Other than that things are cool. my daughter turned one last week. I didn't really do anything special like throw a party or anything. She wouldn't have remembered it anyway. But she had a nice birthday. Work is killing me right now. we're launching a new website and my boss is just loading all the work on top of me. I don't really mind because when I'm not busy, i tend to fall asleep at my desk. Especially with this elevator music he plays in the background.

Well better get back to work.

Laters

TMI Tuesday

1. Early bird or night owl?
definitely a night owl. i hate waking up early.

2. If you could only be one, would you rather be smart or good looking?
I'd rather be smart. but seeing as i am both i don't have to worry ;)

3. Do you gossip?
to be honest yes i do. i need something to do when i'm bored and with my family there is always gossip.

4. On a scale of 1-10, how adventurous are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
i'd say i'm about 5. there are things i want to try but fear always stops me. I'm working on that though.

5. On a scale of 1-10, how good a kisser do you think you are? ( ditto )
well i can only go by what people have told me and i haven't had a complaint yet. but i'd say an 8

Bonus (as in optional):What do you consider the biggest turn on out of the following? a) lingerie b) movies c) toys d) role playing e) leather f) none of this does anything for me
well lingerie makes me feel sexy and if i'm feeling sexy then that would definitely benefit my partner. role playing is good too. movies don't do it for me unless i'm making them, then that's a different story.