TMI Tuesday

1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school?
to be honest, in elementary school, i was more concerned with schoolwork. But i was a nerd back then and boys weren't really interested in me.

2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why?
kermit is my favourite, he's funny and kind. and only he knows how to deal with miss piggy

3. Which politician would you most like to screw? [For pleasure or revenge]
ummm... this is hard. i don't pay much attention to politics (i should though). i'll get back to you on this one.

4. How did you first find the g-spot?
my ex boyfriend found it first. but i was a close second

5. What is the best costume you've ever worn?
believe it or not i haven't worn any costumes.

Bonus (as in optional):Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society?
i think its liberating. people just need to have open minds.

TMI Tuesday

1. What is one thing a your significant other could do to you to rock your world?
cunnilingus. if he did that and did it well then its all over for me.

2. Which super power (ability to turn invisible, ability to read people's thoughts, or invulnerability) would you take and why?
I'd want to be invisible, so i could go anywhere i wanted. I'd spy on my family and see what they really say about me behind my back. i definitely rob my bank, payback for all those unnecessary bank charges they give me.

3. Would you rather be tied up or tie someone else up? Why?
I'm quite aggressive so I'd rather tie someone up. i like being in control. but i don't mind being tied up either

4. What is your best physical and non physical asset?
well people say my best physical asset are my eyes, but i think it's my butt. non-physical would probably be my sense of humour, i good at cheering people up.

5. If they were naming new Dwarves beyond the seven what would your name be and why?
probably bookworm. i love to read crime novels and have boxes full of old books I've already read.

Bonus: What's the most embarrassing thing you ever bought?
damn now i have to think. i don't think i bought anything i was embarrassed about. well there was the time i bought some strawberry and champers dick lick from Ann Summers while with my mum. does that count?

TMI Tuesday

I just discovered this site and it looked like fun, so I decided to play along. Don't watch the fact that I am two days late. Here it goes:

1. Where was the first place you ever had sex?

in my boyfriend's bedroom during his dad's birthday party.

2. Does size matter? (open to interpretation boys and girls)

not really, as long as you know what you're doing. but if you're blessed i won't complain

3. Have you ever had sex in your office or your place of employment?

no but someone wishes i would with them

4. Ever been skinny dipping?

not yet, but its on my list

5. Top or bottom?

definitely the top. I'm a control freak

Bonus: Where were you September 11, 2001? What were you doing when you first heard about the twin towers?

I was at work that day, and my sister called and told me what happened.

Why Me?!!

I can be a very clumsy person. I am always tripping over something or falling over or dropping something. I went out last Friday with J. We were gonna go for a quick drink and just hang out. Well my mum bought me a nice dress and I decided to wear it that night. Now I don't usually wear dresses and skirts. I'm more of a trouser sort of girl. But I liked this dress and j said he wanted to see what i looked like in one. So I wore it and I looked great (not to be cocky). Anyway we are going up the escalator to the bar. I step off the escalator and what happens???? Can you guess. That's right.........I fell. You heard me I fell and busted my ass. This wasn't just a small stumble, but an all out fall. I was so embarrassed. J was cool though. He was more concerned if I hurt myself. He could have been laughing on the inside but he never let me know it. That just ruined the night for me. No matter how I tried i couldn't stop thinking about it. It wasn't even like it was the end of the night and i could have blamed it on the alcohol. Luckily it was late and there weren't any other people around. I guess it could have been worse. Now I laugh when i think about it, but on Friday I just wanted to crawl under a rock and die.