Another TMI Tuesday

1. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
My boyfriend's bedroom......during his dad's birthday party.

2. How often do you lie?
I try not to lie very often, unfortunately I'm quite good at it.

3. If you could only be one, would you rather be smart or good looking?
I'd rather be smart.

4. Have you ever passed out or suffered memory loss from drinking too much?
No, I know my limits and I stick to them.

5. Top or bottom?
Depends on the mood. Most times it's top though, I like being in control.

Bonus: Do you have any catalogs for toys/videos/lingerie delivered to your home?
No catalogues. I just go to the store or order them online.

Random Tidbits

There has been so much death going on recently. It's crazy. Everyday I hear about another person passing away. To all of those who are no longer with us, may your souls rest in peace.

So you know I live with my sister, right? You didn't? Where have you been? Anyway, she devised this cooking rota so everyone has to cook twice a week and we alternate on Sundays. Sounds fine to me. So I have to cook Mondays and Thursdays. So Monday I made BBQ chicken, yellow rice and corn on the cob. Tuesday was my sister's turn to cook. Now if you impose a cooking rota, I figured that means you will actually cook. She "cooked" a frozen pizza. It wasn't like we didn't have food to cook. There is loads of meat in the freezer. The cupboards are stocked with rice and pasta etc. Maybe it's just me. But everyone has made an effort and actually cooked food. She even posted the rota on the fridge, and there are notes: "If you switch days with someone else, please ensure they cook", "If you are going to be home late, make arrangements", and my favourite "Alternate what you cook, don't cook the same thing all the time". When she told us about the rota the first thing her fiance said was "when do you cook?" I was cracking up. We'll see how long this lasts.

Work has been pretty quiet. It has it's moments. I can't complain, at least I'm not stressed out. I've got a work experience student coming to work for two weeks. I interviewed him yesterday, he seems like a nice enough guy. Hopefully he's not gonna take the piss and annoy me. I guess I'll just have to wait and see.

My mum and sister are back on speaking terms. Only because my sister wanted my mum to bake some cakes for her office. I knew once one needed something from the other they would start talking again.

Meems is starting into that terrible threes phase. To be honest she already started that when she turned two. The tantrums are crazy. And now she whines when she doesn't get her own way. She'll be playing with a toy and it drops, she starts whining and wants someone else to pick it up for her. Or she'll be watching tv and the program ends and she'll start crying. But she's just like me when I was little. If my mum would hit me I'd get real loud and say "What did you hit me for? Don't you know that hurts?" I didn't care who was around. Meems does that to me. Or she'll go and tell my mum if I told her off. You can't say or do anything in front of this child, she will go and tell your business to everybody. But that's a good thing because if anyone does anything to her, I know she'll tell me.

I am so ready to upgrade my phone. This one is getting on my nerves. I don't know how I lasted so long with it.

Why do people always tell me off for not calling them? What your phone don't work? If you wanted to speak to me then you could call me. If I had something to say to you then I'd call you. I don't like talking on the phone if I don't have something to say. Then they tell me off because I don't leave messages. If it was an important call, then I'll leave a message. If not, then I'd just call you back later. Or they complain because I call them once and if they don't answer, I don't call back. What am I chasing you down for? If I call them 5-6 times then they'd want to say I'm stalking them.

To all my American friends, I hope you have a Happy Independence Day!! Enjoy the weekend.

Laters

Wednesday Weirdness #60

More randomness. Can you tell I have nothing to do at work today? Wanna play along? Click here

1.) To you, what makes the perfect body the perfect body?
That's hard. I don't have a "perfect body" type. I guess if you're comfortable in your skin then that's all that matters. But I do have a thing for skinny guys, don't know why. Or could it be skinny guys have a thing for me?

2.) What part of your body do you obsess about the most?
I don't obsess about it, I just wish it was a bit flatter. My stomach that is.

3.) What makes a house a warm, welcoming, comfortable home?
The people in it.

4.) What fabric feels sexiest against bare skin?
I'm partial to silk.

5.) What is the lamest lie you have heard in the last month?
My mother lying about having no money when she knows I have access to her bank account and can see all her transactions. She just likes to spend my money instead.

6.) What always makes you feel better when you're upset?
My daughter usually does that. I can't stay upset for long when she's around. Even if she was the one who upset me. Or some cookies and cream ice cream (that's the reason my stomach isn't as flat as I would like it lol)

TMI Tuesday...A Day Late

1. Would you stay in a loveless relationship for the amazing sex?
I don't see the point in staying in that type of relationship. Sooner or later it will take it's toll on you. But it's easier said that done.

2. If you could only have one, which would you choose: love that lasts forever or great, body numbing sex?
Love that lasts forever. People can get better at sex with some practice and guidance.

3. Looking back at your past loves, which one should you have married/taken back and who should you have tossed earlier than you did?
Looking back, I shouldn't have married any of them. I think they all happened the way they should have.

4. if you had one last fuck in you where, how and who would you “give it” to?
If it's my last one, I'd have to give it to my ex. He knows me and what I like. And I know what I'm getting with him.

5. Which is more important sex, money, love and happiness? (and no, you can’t pick’em all)
I'd say happiness. If I'm not happy with myself, there's no way I'm going to be able to love anyone else. Sex would be meaningless. Money sure as hell wouldn't make me feel any better.

Random Rubbish

Yeah I've been slacking on my blogging. I won't even use the Twitter excuse, I just haven't had anything to blog about. Here are some randoms anyway:

• I'm going to cut my hair. It's not really that long now but it's long enough for me to pull it up in a ponytail. I'm a girl that doesn't really take great care of my hair and it's suffered because if this. So it's getting cut at the end of the month. I wonder how I'll cope when I won't be able to just pull it all back.
  
• I've given up my contact lenses. I tried but I just couldn't get used to them. I think I look better in my glasses anyway.
  
• My mum and sister are still not talking to each other, but that's no surprise.
  
• My boss's wife really is an irritating woman. She can ask the stupidest questions sometimes. And she likes to share a little too much info with me. She's hardly ever here, and when she is she's usually just surfing the net.
  
• Last Thursday was Parents Day at Meems' nursery. I invited her father to come along, as he's never been to the nursery. It went well. She's developing very well and I'm really happy with her progress since she started going there.
  
• Speaking of Meems' father, he's given up on trying to establish a romantic relationship with me. Now he just wants to "make love" to me. WTF?!? He actually said this to me. I'm still in shock. If I don't want a relationship with you what makes you think I want to sleep with you? He must have been high on that stuff.
  
• I'm ready for my next tattoo. They really are addictive. I think I'll do that the same weekend I cut my hair. Come to work on Monday looking totally different. I have an idea of the tattoo I want, but I'm not too sure where to put it. I'll have the guys draw something up for me because I can't draw to save my life.